****chat log****
****12-29-99****



<shalcross> HOW WAS MY HUSBAND'S DAY AT WORK?
<imaginarypIaya> I didn't go........
<imaginarypIaya> I went to the china health spa and got some head instead.
<shalcross> RASKAL SAID YOU DID NOW YOU KNOW WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS LOL
<shalcross> SOME WHAT LOL
<imaginarypIaya> who is raskal?
<imaginarypIaya> who are you?
<imaginarypIaya> my name is juan lopez, I am from peru.
<shalcross> DON DA DA
<shalcross> LOL FUNNY
<imaginarypIaya> i can lick my own butthole.
<imaginarypIaya> it tastes like ass
<shalcross> YOU ARE CRAZY
<imaginarypIaya> ever seen a grown man whack off?
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<GalaxCSA> why are you cloning this persons nick?
<NINA19> ever seen a grown man naked?
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<STORM__121-> WAS PONTEIAC IN HERE
<imaginarypIaya> yeah but, he said he had to leave and go pick up his welfare cheese.
<STORM__121-> LOL...OK
<STORM__121-> WHEN DID HE LEAVE
<imaginarypIaya> yeah I think so....
<STORM__121-> HUH??  I SAID WHEN DID HE LEAVE?
<STORM__121-> N/M
<imaginarypIaya> I have no idea... I didn't even see him... I have been sitting here dildoing my ass for the last 30 minutes
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<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> so whats up hun
<imaginarypIaya> oh not much, just chillin toying around with the web
<imaginarypIaya> what about you?
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> im doing fine
<imaginarypIaya> good
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> hi sweety whats up muaahhhh and she aient around
<imaginarypIaya> hello?
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> what
<imaginarypIaya> I need to change mY DIAPER
<imaginarypIaya> i JUST SHIT MYSELF
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> ewwww u are nasty u shit your pants
<imaginarypIaya> YEAH ALL THE TIME
<imaginarypIaya> IT GIVES ME A BONER THEN I CRANK ONE OFF IN A PILE OF MY OWN POOP.
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> but funny still lv ya
<imaginarypIaya> THAT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY
<imaginarypIaya> BUT YOU LAUGH AT ME
<imaginarypIaya> SCREW YOU THEN
<imaginarypIaya> SCREW ALL OF YOU BASTARDS
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> did u really shit your pants
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> i love ya
<imaginarypIaya> HELL YEAH
<imaginarypIaya> I LOVE IT
<imaginarypIaya> COME OVER AND LET ME WIPE MY DOOKIE ON YOUR ASS
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> hun i thought u were jk im sorry forgive me muahhh
<imaginarypIaya> NAH IT'S COOL
<imaginarypIaya> LET ME SHIT ON YOU BABY?
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> is this really u
<imaginarypIaya> yeah it's me
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<STORM__121-> UR IGNORANT
<PONTE-lAC> are you so sure of that?
<STORM__121-> WHO R U?
<PONTE-lAC> if I told you who I was it wouldn't matter because you don't know who I am anyway.
<STORM__121-> SO TELL ME THEN
<PONTE-lAC> my name is carl
<STORM__121-> WELL WHY DO U WANNA CLONE PONTE-IAC FOR?
<PONTE-lAC> no reason what so ever.
<STORM__121-> SO THEN WHATS UR POINT IN DOIN THAT
<PONTE-lAC> what's your point?
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<imaginarypIaya> oh yeah fuck you
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> for what did i do
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> heybe nice
<imaginarypIaya> I need some pussy or some dick, I really don't care anymore...
<imaginarypIaya> I have been having dreams about puff daddy getting me in the ass
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> arent u suppose to be workin
[SILVADOGG1 -VERSION- Response]: WebTV;1.4
<imaginarypIaya> I quit my job to persue a life of crime.
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> so can i join in on the fun please i wanna be rch lol
<imaginarypIaya> yeah sure
<imaginarypIaya> come meet me tonight and we can go rob some houses
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> come visit me tonight
<imaginarypIaya> then we can shove potatoes up each other asses
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> whats my first name if this is playa
<imaginarypIaya> I have no idea
<imaginarypIaya> how about janet if your nasty?
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> so will u come here and visit me and angel
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> u know my name
<imaginarypIaya> no I do not
<imaginarypIaya> sorry to break it to you but, I just jacked this name on my way into chat
<ANGEL_508> <Ectasy143> u dont know u were here last nite
<imaginarypIaya> but, I will come lay the pipe if you want
<imaginarypIaya> nah not me
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<SexyAngel00> <LITTLEBITOFRITA> HEY SEXY WANTS TO SEE YOUR PEE PEE
<imaginarypIaya> ok
<imaginarypIaya> I have a new pic of it... wanna see?
<imaginarypIaya> it's kinda funny though, cuz half of it is in my dad's ass


<SexyAngel00> HELL YEAH
<SexyAngel00> LMAS
<SexyAngel00> O
<imaginarypIaya> I am gay ,,, sorry.
<imaginarypIaya> I am gonna start sucking dick for money again.
<SexyAngel00> DO U KNOW SIXTY8-O-U-1
<imaginarypIaya> yeah we used to party when I lived in the projects
<SexyAngel00> WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AND HOW OLD IS SHE OR HE
<SexyAngel00> <LITTLEBITOFRITA>I HEARD YOU WERE TURNIN GAY AGAIN..NO GOOD IN BED WITH A WOMAN..DONT BLAME YA
<imaginarypIaya> she is really a dude with a hairy back and one arm
<SexyAngel00> U DON'T KNOW NOTHING
<imaginarypIaya> I don't know anything
<imaginarypIaya> you should work on the double negative thing
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<Apryl499> hello remember e
<imaginarypIaya> hi apryl
<imaginarypIaya> how are you doing tonight?
<Apryl499> good and u
<imaginarypIaya> I am great thanks :)
<imaginarypIaya> I just had gay sex with a gorilla named tommy.
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<CUTEDIVA1> u get me email or what?
<PONTE-lAC> webtv wouldn't let me check it
<PONTE-lAC> something is acting funny with my email
<PONTE-lAC> sorry :)
<CUTEDIVA1> You wanna come to the Mall with me and Amy tonight
<PONTE-lAC> I don't know if my mom will let me
<PONTE-lAC> sometimes she ties me up and beats me silly
<CUTEDIVA1> Please
<PONTE-lAC> know something?
<PONTE-lAC> I like to suck on big black cock
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<XTASY150> PSSSSSSS
<HlROLLA_2000> Hi
<XTASY150> I FROZE MY AZZZZZ OFF
<XTASY150> U BUSY
<HlROLLA_2000> HELL YEAH IT'S COLD AS A MOFO OUT
<HlROLLA_2000> NOT REALLY
<HlROLLA_2000> I AM JUST READING SOME SHIT
<XTASY150> WHEN U WANT ME TO CALL
<HlROLLA_2000> RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT
<XTASY150> OK TALK TO U IN A MIN
<XTASY150> U READY FOR ME TO CALL
<HlROLLA_2000> LET ME FINISH SHOVING THE SCREWDRIVER UP MY ASS
<XTASY150> WTF
<HlROLLA_2000> I EAT MY OWN POOP!
<HlROLLA_2000> I FREEZE IT FIRST SO IT'S MORE REFRESHING
<XTASY150> HUH?
<HlROLLA_2000> I AM A MAN OF THE CLOTH
<HlROLLA_2000> I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 2 YEARS PICKING BEANS WITH CAPTAIN CARL AND JUAN LOPEZ/ BOTH WHO WERE
 FORMERLY FROM ALASKA
<XTASY150> WHY U BUGGIN?
<XTASY150> ROLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
<HlROLLA_2000> MARY MARY WHY YOU BUGGIN?
<XTASY150> WHATS YOUR NUMBER AGAIN?
<HlROLLA_2000> WHEN ME AND A FRIEND WAS ON OUR BIKES RACING AND I FLIPPED OVER THE HANDLE BARS OF MY BIKE CUZ
 MY PEDDLE GOT STUVK IN HIS SPOKES ON THE TIRE
<XTASY150> WELL WHATS THE NUMBER
<HlROLLA_2000> BEATS ME

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